My dad was complaining about buying me books yesterday and I said “well at least it’s books” and then the cashier goes “yeah it could be drugs”
i love the xkit warnings on the mp3 downloader
like look at these
And as I was screenshotting each of these, this little message popped up.
an angel girl whose girlfriend is a demon and at first they don’t want anybody to know but then god is like “my child do not worry about it it’s , as the kids are saying these days, “what ever”’ but satan is like “do I know this girl. let me meet her. is she a bad influence?” “dad she’s an angel” “damn I was really hoping she would be a bad influence”
this is some yuri manga type shit man
Things girls look for in a boy:
•Fighter of the Night Man
•Champion of the sun
•Master of karate and friendship for everyone
have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?
Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass
#this bitch just said let there be horse and there was
BUT WAIT DO I USE THE TAG ‘ACTUAL PUPPY’ FOR CALEB OR MILES
girls who were bullied most of their life and gain confidence at one point should be feared most because they dont take anyone’s shit no longer and they will destroy you if you think otherwise
"but which one of your favorite characters is your absolute favorite?”
It’s (insert any adjective here. literally. any one.) as dicks, dude!