wolf-and-kitten:

This is so perfect

k3utommy:

*hands you the death note* hi can you sign my yearbook

omgswagyolo:

when you’re ready to go out and your plans get cancelled 

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kevinkinky-:

fucknobarackobama:

kevinkinky-:

Republicans are scary but republicans under the age of 20 are even scarier

Yeah liberals are terrified of educated youth

did your dad tell you that

cokeflow:

My mood depends on how good my hair looks

live-as-a-teen:

dogepom:

patickstump:

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

"Who’s flat now?"

whos flat now

wtfstyls:

 In grade 8 I really hated this girl so I collected the sugar from my pack of sour patch kids and gave it to her saying its cocaine and she actually  snorted it and at recess she pretended she was high and she was called crack whore for the rest of the year. Now she does real crack and blames me saying I got her addicted. She still doesnt know it was just sugar

tamaratesla:

tamaratesla:

STEPHANIE INVITED ROBBIE TO ZIGGY’S BIRTHDAY PARTY AND HE WAS JUST SO HAPPY AND EXCITED TO GO HE’S NOT EVEN MAKING ANY EVIL PLANS THIS TIME LOOK HE GOT ALL DRESSED UP AND BROUGHT HIS OWN LITTLE PARTY HAT AND HE’S SO NERVOUS ABOUT IT OH MY GOD ROBBIE

i’m really glad tumblr seems to agree with me that this is the most adorable thing to ever happen in the history of ever

flatsound:

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

'are you flirting with me or are you like this to everyone' a classic novel by me

queerhawkeye: